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the dollar's from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg.. but i added the text in ms paint https://tetzoo.com/lore-of-the-loveland-frog

He's out there.

Yeah you fukin read that right. Boognish is real. He's waiting 2 meet u.


let me open with a story...

I used to be aregular person... just like oyu. every morning i put my shoes on. i went to school... i learned... to know... i used 2 ride my bike 2 hi school and then i would get high udner hte bleachers during the foot ball game with my buddy greg but then one day my buddy greg was like, "bro wwe will get caught" and iwas like "fucking ok whatever." so we went back to his house.... greg had a record plyer. and one of his records that he had, it was yellow and orange and it had a bunch of grape fruit on it, and it was called "pure guava" album by ween......... this is where our story begins...........


we stuck our drugs up our butts and we started listening to it and holyyyyy shit . greg tells me about how these 2 guys were really good friends and tyey made ween for that. i was like, okay, gay assses rofl ! at first i was jnot sold.... like.... these guys suck.... ok... wahtever.... little birdy... tender situation...the stallion 3.... big julm...... greg loves it but i hate it but i dont want to ruin gregs good time. were listening to the album and just as im peaking this song comes on. i look at the record and its called mourning glory... and as i kept lsiening to mornign glory something just made sendse in my head. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frog we finish the album. im sitting ther ein shock, can we do another one, i say to greg, sure, he says back. he puts one on and it has an ugly guy onthe cover... i asked him, who is this guy, and he said to me, tahts the boognish. this is the middle of our story............


greg and i we were lying on his carpet in his bedroom and when i asked him whats the boognish. he rolled to the side and he started hugging me... and he told me akl about how these 2 guys like saw him one day and got bonded forever, and i said, greg, can we do that. and greg said, okay. so we did it... we summoned hte boognish. boognish. boogn https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/










i miss greg every day. that day was the last time greg and i ever hung out. the boognish held me like nobody ever held me before and nobody could ever hold me like tha tsince. and since then i tried dto summon boognish again to see him one last time to feel whatever strange membrane he's made of against my skin one more time but i havent been able to. i dont know what i did wrong. my wife and i are having our 20th anniversery in a month. we have 2 kids but i dont really care about them anyways. i work a data entry job for an airline. there is nothing i like about myself. if i dont see boognish again itll kill me

here's how i did it


Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog & https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FHatNunes&psig=AOvVaw0CAzdY9yyccX4_yYKcgHTN&ust=1706332781088000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCMiqwo-n-oMDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBD (it was the only transparent tinfoil hat i could find without editing.. i was lazy) www.legalizelovelandfrogman.click/give-me-money www.legalizelovelandfrogman.click/give-me-money www.legalizelovelandfrogman.click/give-me-money the dollar's from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg.. but i added the text in ms paint https://tetzoo.com/lore-of-the-loveland-frog

He's out there.

Yeah, you read that right. The Loveland frog? Totally out there. One hundred percent.


...Okay, you deserve an explanation. Let's look at the original, 1955 sighting.

Look at the image to the right. This is a depiction of the first encounter with the creature, where it pulled out its magic wand to teleport away. Now, adamant frog fans maybe be screaming, "but that's just ONE interpretation!" I absolutely, completely disagree. It would be pretty, pretty hard to forget whether or not THREE FROGS vanished into thin air. Meaning that there's a good chance that the frogs are just. Magic. Now, we don't know the exact parameters of the frogs' magic. We know at least two things: There are multiple of them, and they can teleport.


Let's consider the possibility of there being multiple frogs. Our traveling salesman friend saw three. We aren't completely sure whether or not this is all of them. Now, we know another Loveland frog was spotted in 1976. I'm not talking about the iguana which, by the way, was definitely a different creature. Check out this GOVERNMENT website. Two things stand out. One, the government is garbage at hiding the truth, because if the officials wanted to cover up the frog so badly you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. And two... you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. No big lizards in sight. So that iguana was a random occurrence. There probably aren't more of them. It was just some guy's pet that got loose. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frogSo now we can be absolutely sure that the first 1976 sighting was a big frog. Well, frogs have an average lifespan of 2 to 10 years in the wild. Even the longest-living frogs live a good forty years or so. Let's assume those three original frogs were well into their adulthood, because I think you'd remember if you saw three baby-shaped humanoid frogs. That, or they'd look like normal frogs and nobody would care. Since they don't live so long, we can safely say that the original three frogs have likely been long dead. So... there are totally more of them. Enough to mate and create more Loveland frogs. And since they're fairly smart (which we can tell by their response to the salesman encounter) there is absolutely a secret frog society.


Okay, now you're thinking "why come frog secret civilization never get caught?" And if you thought that, you should reread my second paragraph, stupid. It's not rocket science. The giant humanoid frog society gives magic wands to its young so that they can teleport away from harm. They also use their wands for other, non-teleportation purposes, such as wiping the memory of those who've seen them. Any encounters had with a Loveland frog have been quickly covered up, which is why so few exist today. The frogs also have some sort of shapeshifting powers. That's what allowed them to cover up the 2016 sighting. Consider it for a second. There is no way a HIGHSCHOOLER called """JIM""" actively DRESSES UP AS A FROG AND PRETENDS TO BE A FROG. And ANOTHER thing! """Jim's""" frog """costume""" seems to only be a frog's head, where the 2016 sighting was a full-body """costume!""" And worst of all. The government? They know. They know the frog society is out there. Why do you think Loveland's mascot is the frogman? It's not just some immortalization of a whimsical little story about a frog that can stand up. It's an offerring. It's their way of saying "hey, we love you, please don't hurt us!" Because these frogs? They hurt people. Why do you think the internet was losing it over Ohio in 2023? It's because that place is weird. HELLA weird. What makes it so weird? Paranormal activity. What causes paranormal activity? Cryptids. Including, but not limited to, big standing frogs with magic wands that cause trouble. Something must be done. And I must be the one to do it. https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/


The Plan?

Kill each and every last one of them.


Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog & https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FHatNunes&psig=AOvVaw0CAzdY9yyccX4_yYKcgHTN&ust=1706332781088000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCMiqwo-n-oMDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBD (it was the only transparent tinfoil hat i could find without editing.. i was lazy) the dollar's from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg.. but i added the text in ms paint
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He's out there.

Yeah, you read that right. The Loveland frog? Totally out there. One hundred percent.

Yeah, you read that right. The Loveland frog? Totally out there. One hundred percent.

Yeah, you read that right. The Loveland frog? Totally out there. One hundred percent.


...Okay, you deserve an explanation. Let's look at the original, 1955 sighting.

Look at the image to the right. This is a depiction of the first encounter with the creature, where it pulled out its magic wand to teleport away. Now, adamant frog fans maybe be screaming, "but that's just ONE interpretation!" I absolutely, completely disagree. It would be pretty, pretty hard to forget whether or not THREE FROGS vanished into thin air. Meaning that there's a good chance that the frogs are just. Magic. Now, we don't know the exact parameters of the frogs' magic. We know at least two things: There are multiple of them, and they can teleport.

Look at the image to the right. This is a depiction of the first encounter with the creature, where it pulled out its magic wand to teleport away. Now, adamant frog fans maybe be screaming, "but that's just ONE interpretation!" I absolutely, completely disagree. It would be pretty, pretty hard to forget whether or not THREE FROGS vanished into thin air. Meaning that there's a good chance that the frogs are just. Magic. Now, we don't know the exact parameters of the frogs' magic. We know at least two things: There are multiple of them, and they can teleport.

Look at the image to the right. This is a depiction of the first encounter with the creature, where it pulled out its magic wand to teleport away. Now, adamant frog fans maybe be screaming, "but that's just ONE interpretation!" I absolutely, completely disagree. It would be pretty, pretty hard to forget whether or not THREE FROGS vanished into thin air. Meaning that there's a good chance that the frogs are just. Magic. Now, we don't know the exact parameters of the frogs' magic. We know at least two things: There are multiple of them, and they can teleport.


Let's consider the possibility of there being multiple frogs. Our traveling salesman friend saw three. We aren't completely sure whether or not this is all of them. Now, we know another Loveland frog was spotted in 1976. I'm not talking about the iguana which, by the way, was definitely a different creature. Check out this GOVERNMENT website. Two things stand out. One, the government is garbage at hiding the truth, because if the officials wanted to cover up the frog so badly you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. And two... you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. No big lizards in sight. So that iguana was a random occurrence. There probably aren't more of them. It was just some guy's pet that got loose. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frogSo now we can be absolutely sure that the first 1976 sighting was a big frog. Well, frogs have an average lifespan of 2 to 10 years in the wild. Even the longest-living frogs live a good forty years or so. Let's assume those three original frogs were well into their adulthood, because I think you'd remember if you saw three baby-shaped humanoid frogs. That, or they'd look like normal frogs and nobody would care. Since they don't live so long, we can safely say that the original three frogs have likely been long dead. So... there are totally more of them. Enough to mate and create more Loveland frogs. And since they're fairly smart (which we can tell by their response to the salesman encounter) there is absolutely a secret frog society.

Let's consider the possibility of there being multiple frogs. Our traveling salesman friend saw three. We aren't completely sure whether or not this is all of them. Now, we know another Loveland frog was spotted in 1976. I'm not talking about the iguana which, by the way, was definitely a different creature. Check out this GOVERNMENT website. Two things stand out. One, the government is garbage at hiding the truth, because if the officials wanted to cover up the frog so badly you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. And two... you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. No big lizards in sight. So that iguana was a random occurrence. There probably aren't more of them. It was just some guy's pet that got loose. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frog So now we can be absolutely sure that the first 1976 sighting was a big frog. Well, frogs have an average lifespan of 2 to 10 years in the wild. Even the longest-living frogs live a good forty years or so. Let's assume those three original frogs were well into their adulthood, because I think you'd remember if you saw three baby-shaped humanoid frogs. That, or they'd look like normal frogs and nobody would care. Since they don't live so long, we can safely say that the original three frogs have likely been long dead. So... there are totally more of them. Enough to mate and create more Loveland frogs. And since they're fairly smart (which we can tell by their response to the salesman encounter) there is absolutely a secret frog society.

Let's consider the possibility of there being multiple frogs. Our traveling salesman friend saw three. We aren't completely sure whether or not this is all of them. Now, we know another Loveland frog was spotted in 1976. I'm not talking about the iguana which, by the way, was definitely a different creature. Check out this GOVERNMENT website. Two things stand out. One, the government is garbage at hiding the truth, because if the officials wanted to cover up the frog so badly you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. And two... you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. No big lizards in sight. So that iguana was a random occurrence. There probably aren't more of them. It was just some guy's pet that got loose. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frogSo now we can be absolutely sure that the first 1976 sighting was a big frog. Well, frogs have an average lifespan of 2 to 10 years in the wild. Even the longest-living frogs live a good forty years or so. Let's assume those three original frogs were well into their adulthood, because I think you'd remember if you saw three baby-shaped humanoid frogs. That, or they'd look like normal frogs and nobody would care. Since they don't live so long, we can safely say that the original three frogs have likely been long dead. So... there are totally more of them. Enough to mate and create more Loveland frogs. And since they're fairly smart (which we can tell by their response to the salesman encounter) there is absolutely a secret frog society.


Okay, now you're thinking "why come frog secret civilization never get caught?" And if you thought that, you should reread my second paragraph, stupid. It's not rocket science. The giant humanoid frog society gives magic wands to its young so that they can teleport away from harm. They also use their wands for other, non-teleportation purposes, such as wiping the memory of those who've seen them. Any encounters had with a Loveland frog have been quickly covered up, which is why so few exist today. The frogs also have some sort of shapeshifting powers. That's what allowed them to cover up the 2016 sighting. Consider it for a second. There is no way a HIGHSCHOOLER called """JIM""" actively DRESSES UP AS A FROG AND PRETENDS TO BE A FROG. And ANOTHER thing! """Jim's""" frog """costume""" seems to only be a frog's head, where the 2016 sighting was a full-body """costume!""" And worst of all. The government? They know. They know the frog society is out there. Why do you think Loveland's mascot is the frogman? It's not just some immortalization of a whimsical little story about a frog that can stand up. It's an offerring. It's their way of saying "hey, we love you, please don't hurt us!" Because these frogs? They hurt people. Why do you think the internet was losing it over Ohio in 2023? It's because that place is weird. HELLA weird. What makes it so weird? Paranormal activity. What causes paranormal activity? Cryptids. Including, but not limited to, big standing frogs with magic wands that cause trouble. Something must be done. And I must be the one to do it. https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/

Okay, now you're thinking "why come frog secret civilization never get caught?" And if you thought that, you should reread my second paragraph, stupid. It's not rocket science. The giant humanoid frog society gives magic wands to its young so that they can teleport away from harm. They also use their wands for other, non-teleportation purposes, such as wiping the memory of those who've seen them. Any encounters had with a Loveland frog have been quickly covered up, which is why so few exist today. The frogs also have some sort of shapeshifting powers. That's what allowed them to cover up the 2016 sighting. Consider it for a second. There is no way a HIGHSCHOOLER called """JIM""" actively DRESSES UP AS A FROG AND PRETENDS TO BE A FROG. And ANOTHER thing! """Jim's""" frog """costume""" seems to only be a frog's head, where the 2016 sighting was a full-body """costume!""" And worst of all. The government? They know. They know the frog society is out there. Why do you think Loveland's mascot is the frogman? It's not just some immortalization of a whimsical little story about a frog that can stand up. It's an offerring. It's their way of saying "hey, we love you, please don't hurt us!" Because these frogs? They hurt people. Why do you think the internet was losing it over Ohio in 2023? It's because that place is weird. HELLA weird. What makes it so weird? Paranormal activity. What causes paranormal activity? Cryptids. Including, but not limited to, big standing frogs with magic wands that cause trouble. Something must be done. And I must be the one to do it. https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/

Okay, now you're thinking "why come frog secret civilization never get caught?" And if you thought that, you should reread my second paragraph, stupid. It's not rocket science. The giant humanoid frog society gives magic wands to its young so that they can teleport away from harm. They also use their wands for other, non-teleportation purposes, such as wiping the memory of those who've seen them. Any encounters had with a Loveland frog have been quickly covered up, which is why so few exist today. The frogs also have some sort of shapeshifting powers. That's what allowed them to cover up the 2016 sighting. Consider it for a second. There is no way a HIGHSCHOOLER called """JIM""" actively DRESSES UP AS A FROG AND PRETENDS TO BE A FROG. And ANOTHER thing! """Jim's""" frog """costume""" seems to only be a frog's head, where the 2016 sighting was a full-body """costume!""" And worst of all. The government? They know. They know the frog society is out there. Why do you think Loveland's mascot is the frogman? It's not just some immortalization of a whimsical little story about a frog that can stand up. It's an offerring. It's their way of saying "hey, we love you, please don't hurt us!" Because these frogs? They hurt people. Why do you think the internet was losing it over Ohio in 2023? It's because that place is weird. HELLA weird. What makes it so weird? Paranormal activity. What causes paranormal activity? Cryptids. Including, but not limited to, big standing frogs with magic wands that cause trouble. Something must be done. And I must be the one to do it. https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/


The Plan?

Kill each and every last one of them.

Kill each and every last one of them.

Kill each and every last one of them.

  • Go to locations of previous frog sightings.
  • Analyze the area to find: why was the frog there?
  • Create the perfect place for a frog to appear
  • Stakeout. Wait in bushes. Month's worth of rations in my SUV
  • Use a tranquilizer gun, not allowing the frog to teleport back
  • Take frog's wand. Wait until frog wakes up
  • Interrogate frog. Is it capable of speech? If not, kill
  • If killed, get new frog. Give it wand. see what it does to teleport home
  • If talks, ask it how to get to its secret civilization. bring weapons
  • NO FROGS LEFT. I AM THE HERO OF OHIO

    • Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople





    Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople


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    Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople




    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog & https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FHatNunes&psig=AOvVaw0CAzdY9yyccX4_yYKcgHTN&ust=1706332781088000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCMiqwo-n-oMDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBD (it was the only transparent tinfoil hat i could find without editing.. i was lazy) the dollar's from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg.. but i added the text in ms paint https://tetzoo.com/lore-of-the-loveland-frog

    He's out there.

    Yeah, you read that right. The Loveland frog? Totally out there. One hundred percent.


    ...Okay, you deserve an explanation. Let's look at the original, 1955 sighting.

    Look at the image to the right. This is a depiction of the first encounter with the creature, where it pulled out its magic wand to teleport away. Now, adamant frog fans maybe be screaming, "but that's just ONE interpretation!" I absolutely, completely disagree. It would be pretty, pretty hard to forget whether or not THREE FROGS vanished into thin air. Meaning that there's a good chance that the frogs are just. Magic. Now, we don't know the exact parameters of the frogs' magic. We know at least two things: There are multiple of them, and they can teleport.


    Let's consider the possibility of there being multiple frogs. Our traveling salesman friend saw three. We aren't completely sure whether or not this is all of them. Now, we know another Loveland frog was spotted in 1976. I'm not talking about the iguana which, by the way, was definitely a different creature. Check out this GOVERNMENT website. Two things stand out. One, the government is garbage at hiding the truth, because if the officials wanted to cover up the frog so badly you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. And two... you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. No big lizards in sight. So that iguana was a random occurrence. There probably aren't more of them. It was just some guy's pet that got loose. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frogSo now we can be absolutely sure that the first 1976 sighting was a big frog. Well, frogs have an average lifespan of 2 to 10 years in the wild. Even the longest-living frogs live a good forty years or so. Let's assume those three original frogs were well into their adulthood, because I think you'd remember if you saw three baby-shaped humanoid frogs. That, or they'd look like normal frogs and nobody would care. Since they don't live so long, we can safely say that the original three frogs have likely been long dead. So... there are totally more of them. Enough to mate and create more Loveland frogs. And since they're fairly smart (which we can tell by their response to the salesman encounter) there is absolutely a secret frog society.


    Okay, now you're thinking "why come frog secret civilization never get caught?" And if you thought that, you should reread my second paragraph, stupid. It's not rocket science. The giant humanoid frog society gives magic wands to its young so that they can teleport away from harm. They also use their wands for other, non-teleportation purposes, such as wiping the memory of those who've seen them. Any encounters had with a Loveland frog have been quickly covered up, which is why so few exist today. The frogs also have some sort of shapeshifting powers. That's what allowed them to cover up the 2016 sighting. Consider it for a second. There is no way a HIGHSCHOOLER called """JIM""" actively DRESSES UP AS A FROG AND PRETENDS TO BE A FROG. And ANOTHER thing! """Jim's""" frog """costume""" seems to only be a frog's head, where the 2016 sighting was a full-body """costume!""" And worst of all. The government? They know. They know the frog society is out there. Why do you think Loveland's mascot is the frogman? It's not just some immortalization of a whimsical little story about a frog that can stand up. It's an offerring. It's their way of saying "hey, we love you, please don't hurt us!" Because these frogs? They hurt people. Why do you think the internet was losing it over Ohio in 2023? It's because that place is weird. HELLA weird. What makes it so weird? Paranormal activity. What causes paranormal activity? Cryptids. Including, but not limited to, big standing frogs with magic wands that cause trouble. Something must be done. And I must be the one to do it. https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/


    The Plan?

    Kill each and every last one of them.


    Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople




    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog & https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FHatNunes&psig=AOvVaw0CAzdY9yyccX4_yYKcgHTN&ust=1706332781088000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCMiqwo-n-oMDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBD (it was the only transparent tinfoil hat i could find without editing.. i was lazy) www.legalizelovelandfrogman.click/give-me-money the dollar's from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg.. but i added the text in ms paint https://tetzoo.com/lore-of-the-loveland-frog

    He's out there.

    Yeah, you read that right. The Loveland frog? Totally out there. One hundred percent.


    ...Okay, you deserve an explanation. Let's look at the original, 1955 sighting.

    Look at the image to the right. This is a depiction of the first encounter with the creature, where it pulled out its magic wand to teleport away. Now, adamant frog fans maybe be screaming, "but that's just ONE interpretation!" I absolutely, completely disagree. It would be pretty, pretty hard to forget whether or not THREE FROGS vanished into thin air. Meaning that there's a good chance that the frogs are just. Magic. Now, we don't know the exact parameters of the frogs' magic. We know at least two things: There are multiple of them, and they can teleport.


    Let's consider the possibility of there being multiple frogs. Our traveling salesman friend saw three. We aren't completely sure whether or not this is all of them. Now, we know another Loveland frog was spotted in 1976. I'm not talking about the iguana which, by the way, was definitely a different creature. Check out this GOVERNMENT website. Two things stand out. One, the government is garbage at hiding the truth, because if the officials wanted to cover up the frog so badly you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. And two... you'd think they'd've thrown an iguana or two in there. No big lizards in sight. So that iguana was a random occurrence. There probably aren't more of them. It was just some guy's pet that got loose. https://peakd.com/cryptids/@numannvondeygan/the-loveland-frogSo now we can be absolutely sure that the first 1976 sighting was a big frog. Well, frogs have an average lifespan of 2 to 10 years in the wild. Even the longest-living frogs live a good forty years or so. Let's assume those three original frogs were well into their adulthood, because I think you'd remember if you saw three baby-shaped humanoid frogs. That, or they'd look like normal frogs and nobody would care. Since they don't live so long, we can safely say that the original three frogs have likely been long dead. So... there are totally more of them. Enough to mate and create more Loveland frogs. And since they're fairly smart (which we can tell by their response to the salesman encounter) there is absolutely a secret frog society.


    Okay, now you're thinking "why come frog secret civilization never get caught?" And if you thought that, you should reread my second paragraph, stupid. It's not rocket science. The giant humanoid frog society gives magic wands to its young so that they can teleport away from harm. They also use their wands for other, non-teleportation purposes, such as wiping the memory of those who've seen them. Any encounters had with a Loveland frog have been quickly covered up, which is why so few exist today. The frogs also have some sort of shapeshifting powers. That's what allowed them to cover up the 2016 sighting. Consider it for a second. There is no way a HIGHSCHOOLER called """JIM""" actively DRESSES UP AS A FROG AND PRETENDS TO BE A FROG. And ANOTHER thing! """Jim's""" frog """costume""" seems to only be a frog's head, where the 2016 sighting was a full-body """costume!""" And worst of all. The government? They know. They know the frog society is out there. Why do you think Loveland's mascot is the frogman? It's not just some immortalization of a whimsical little story about a frog that can stand up. It's an offerring. It's their way of saying "hey, we love you, please don't hurt us!" Because these frogs? They hurt people. Why do you think the internet was losing it over Ohio in 2023? It's because that place is weird. HELLA weird. What makes it so weird? Paranormal activity. What causes paranormal activity? Cryptids. Including, but not limited to, big standing frogs with magic wands that cause trouble. Something must be done. And I must be the one to do it. https://strangeanimalspodcast.blubrry.net/2022/10/31/episode-300-the-loveland-frog/


    The Plan?

    Kill each and every last one of them.


    Please donate to my cause. I will save you all

    i am legally obligated to mention that i have a severe gambling addiction and cannot ensure that all money donated will go to the cause of capturing big frogpeople




    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_frog & https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FHatNunes&psig=AOvVaw0CAzdY9yyccX4_yYKcgHTN&ust=1706332781088000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBEQjRxqFwoTCMiqwo-n-oMDFQAAAAAdAAAAABBD (it was the only transparent tinfoil hat i could find without editing.. i was lazy)